Alfs

magic missile is op

best spell eva

I prefer power word: kill

The its simple we pet the bantam

meows the first batman cartoon them song

you are (not) bantam

theme

it was fun while it lasted it's tough being you bantam apparently within thae short expance of time I got three death treats on my life and felt like I had forgot something important the entire time

something something live long enough to become the vanilla

I am not the bantam imposter the AP needs

I am the one my mom deserves

@ work as usual goofin off I'm off tonight AP what should I do ?

run run run forest sentence run

cure cancer

but isn't that Benny Hinn, and the popes jobs???

oh right nevermind they cant

ha ha ha ha ha ha ppl believe things

pope needs your help. are you a bad enough dude to go for burgers?

nope

ha ha ha ha ha

I was originally gonna be Azrael I was gonna hlp God collect souls

but then I got fired for eating some

So now I got assigned 4 horseman duty I'm gonna be War for some reason as punishment because he already had punnished Lucifer, and Samyaza

and Apollyon ended up on bottomless pit duty

so apparently we do something wrong we get to stay some type of entity against mankind or something